what if you were having sex and the person whisperd your URL in your ear.

  • Elementary school: bob and Sally sittin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
  • Middle school: bob and Sally sittin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g then comes love then comes marriage sittin in a baby carriage that's not all that's not all baby drinking alcohol
  • High school: bob and Sally sittin in a tree f-u-c-k-i-n-g

Outbreak Of Sluts!

It’s 2013 why is there not a bread without those ugly ones in them?

You like Presidents’ Day? Name 1 of their albums

Why be a rapper when you can be a skater too?

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I went to hallmark and there wasn’t a card that said I want to make out with you

When I was 11 I got one of those fb messages that is like lol someone posted and embarrassing video of you and I clicked on it and it had fake comments and one was my moms and it said “she’s such a loser” and I thought it was real so I deleted my fb and I wouldn’t talk to my mom and when she would try to talk to me I would be like you know what you did bye.

Blue Ivy Was chewing on the electric cords & shit.

*lights go out* *every white girl instagrams it* *dark portal opens in the floor of the field* *satan emerges* satan: the time is now

*Kanye walks in and turns off the lights* “I’m sorry Baltimore, Ima let you finish but BEYONCE had the best performance of all time!”

That’s some instragram shit. 

Have you ever looked at pictures of you from middle school and cried?

You so funny but at the same time,you need a Dr.

Is there a site were I can watch full episodes of american horror story asylum?