- Elementary school: bob and Sally sittin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
- Middle school: bob and Sally sittin in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g then comes love then comes marriage sittin in a baby carriage that's not all that's not all baby drinking alcohol
- High school: bob and Sally sittin in a tree f-u-c-k-i-n-g
I went to hallmark and there wasn’t a card that said I want to make out with you
When I was 11 I got one of those fb messages that is like lol someone posted and embarrassing video of you and I clicked on it and it had fake comments and one was my moms and it said “she’s such a loser” and I thought it was real so I deleted my fb and I wouldn’t talk to my mom and when she would try to talk to me I would be like you know what you did bye.
*lights go out* *every white girl instagrams it* *dark portal opens in the floor of the field* *satan emerges* satan: the time is now
*Kanye walks in and turns off the lights* “I’m sorry Baltimore, Ima let you finish but BEYONCE had the best performance of all time!”